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  • Misfortune and Glory

    Did you know some people consider it bad luck to walk over three drains? Or whatever those sort of large grey squares in the pavement…

  • Learning Desire

    People like to claim that you learn something new every day. The word ‘new’ in that aphorism is pretty redundant; if it wasn’t ‘new’ you…

  • Vapid Eye Movement

    “Man, I had the weirdest dream last night. So I was in this submarine…” – Everyone at their worst. The singer Gabrielle, who somehow made…

  • Easter Funny

    Telling a child that someone they will never meet died because of all the bad things he assumes they’re going to do is quite scary.…