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  • Rest and Respiration

    Rest and Respiration

    It was a double, with two massage tables and two masseuses. They first asked us to select some music together, although the idea of urging…

  • Tales from the Spa

    Tales from the Spa

    Picture the scene, because this is narrative prose, not a comic book. It was last summer, I had been with my girlfriend for two years…

  • New Year, New Platitude

    New Year, New Platitude

    Lose weight! Go to the gym more! Be more assertive! Read more broadly! Get famous! Stop fucking swearing! Use fewer exclamation marks! Stop being tediously…

  • Christmas

    Christmas is unquestionably a good thing. From a totally non-religious point of view, I think it’s good to have an excuse at the end of…