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  • The Law of Attraction – pt. 3

    My birthday game of pass-the-parcel was reaching its merciful climax, the parcel reducing in size with each stripped layer of magazine pages. The oozing blood…

  • The Law of Attraction – pt. 2

    Mother and Dad set to work planning my ninth birthday party, with a dedicated fervour that I know my brother Richard monitored with confusion and…

  • The Law of Attraction – pt. 1

    I was eight years old, and the year was 1999. It was a simpler time: the sweet spot just before 9/11, but just after the…

  • Money to Burn

    This week, I have hilariously decided to write about the inconsistency and choosiness with which rich people (the 1%, the great very-washed, the avec-culottes) donate…